Hi guys! Didja miss me? :D
Ok, mebbe not. I'm back and I'm on Summer Vacation with broadband internet! Woohoo! Yes! This means more sporkage as there will be more time on my hands!
Note to self: Make new "Is Yoh gonna hafta smack a bitch" icon.

Title of Abomination: Anna's Sister
Part 2 and Part 3
Culprit Author: Kyoyama Kita

Full Name: Kita Kyoyama, another blatant self insert.
Species(es): Sister!Sue who seems to be Anna's TWIN.
Hair Color: Same as Anna's
Eye Color: Same as Anna's
Markings: n/a
Special Possessions: Her necklace was a vertical oval with a dragon in the middle with sparkling blue stuff surrounding it. All of this was about the size of his thumb. The dragon seems to be alive. Blue Stuff!
Origin: Anna's sister. :|
Abilities: Can create healing orb things and sings all by herself in Part One, chapter 8.
Connection to Canon: Anna's BILLIONTH twin sister, Ren's love interest and Hao's fiancee. I swear, she must have this collection of sisters out there I don't- *gets caught in a bead stranglehold* Gleep. I'll get back to work, ma'am.
Canon: Sub

Power Spirit:
Name: Dragon and Phoenix (One of the two most overused animals in any fandom. *weeps*)
Species(es): Lookit their names.
Description:
Dragon: Ryu was hit with a powerful ball of energy and he slammed into a wall. Everyone gasp. From what was an empty space was now filled with a white dragon (snakey kind) with a blue mane that spread from its head to the tip of its tail (I knoe its similar to Spirited away.)

Phoenix: It was a pretty bird, with its swan like neck and bird with its long golden and red tail feathers that was nearly the same size as the whole bird itself with startlingly green eyes.

Origins: From Kita's... Birthmark?! /:|

Abilities
Dragon: Energy blast, can shrink to the size of a dog, is a wind/water elemental

Quotable Quotes:

"Wow!! How did u knoe?" -Yoh
*foreheadslap*

On-ner-san/On-ni-chan: older sister/brother -Author's Notes
...Oneesan! Get it right!

“ARIGATO!YOU SAVED ME FROM HOURS OF TOILET CAPTIVITY!” -HoroHoro
I just LOLed.
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( From part one: Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse... )

Title of Abomination: Love at the Shaman Tourmanet *headdesk*
Culprit Author: KatarinnaRaysLover Must be a Beyblade Sue.

Full Name: Nikita
Species(es): Human.
Hair Color: long black hair
Eye Color: deep blue eyes
Markings: nada
Special Possessions:
Origin: Dobie village. Duh. :|
Connection to Canon: Silva's daughter, seems to have the hots for Ren.
Canon: dub

Power Spirit:
Name: Nara
Species(es): human
Description: Nara is Nikita’s guardian ghost. Nara also has Long black hair and blue eyes.
Origins: Not mentioned but is looking for her dead husband.
Abilities not mentioned

Quotable Quotes:

“Nikita come on. Do you have to be a wet blank?” -Nara
...

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( So far, this sex is worse than that Marco sue. )

I bring you a double feature today! Mostly because today's first sue is hard to understand. :| VERY viral, this one. Please do not touch without proper protective clothing.

Title of Abomination: shaman queen spirit power up! Makes this sound like some sort of mahou shojou, huh?
Culprit Author: anna butrpho ...I will not diss on the name. I will not diss on the name...

Full Name: Alexiel Rose, princess of crystal wings
Species(es): SpeshulPower!Sue
Hair Color: blond color was grey almost white
Eye Color: nada
Markings: nada
Special Possessions: nada
Origin: Something about the future and travelling to Yoh's time through a magic mirrow.
Connection to Canon: After Yoh.
Canon: Evil dub.

-I can barely understand this fic. Something tells me the Suethor's first language really isn't English. I'm dead serious about this one. I consider this rather viral.


( Happy Future Day! Wut? O_o )

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( liek LOLZ! )


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Title of Abomination: An inperfect power Her grammar, not mine.
Culprit Author: kaffblack

Full Name: One's named Jessica, Anna's cousin and Kacia, her friend.
Species(es): Family!Sue
Hair Color:
Jessica: glossy golden hair
Kacia: long, wavy red hair

Eye Color:
Jessica: dark eyes
Kacia: dark brown eyes

Markings: n/a
Special Possessions: n/a
Origin: Not mentioned. Yoh's hometown,I guess.
Connection to Canon: Jessica's Horo's new trainer and Ren fancies Kacia who wants Hao's nuts.
Canon: Sub

-No mention of a spirit yet tho...-

Quotable Quotes:
Oh no, I must fancy her! -Ren
OH NOES!

"No...its more than just like. I think I... i think i lo..." -HoroHoro
-athe you. I loathe you!

Kaica is an abnormal shaman. But a Mary Sue (or so it said in a comment I was given) is someone with no faws and is almost perfect….there is a reason why this is called “ an INPERFECT power.” -Author's Notes, Chapter 8.
*foreheadslap*

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( Awww... poor widdle Sue's too strong... )

Title of Abomination: Autumn Records This abonmination has 50 chapters...
Culprit Author: Rivea

Full Name: Xenia Aikira To my knowledge, Xenia is NOT a Chinese name...
Species(es): Transfer Student Sue
Hair Color: straight silver hair that foamed to its silky mid-back length and framed an almond face with defined features
Eye Color: golden but flash green from time to time and cloudy blue grey when angled to the light.
Markings: a clear tapered marking in light royal blue that whorled once on her neck then traced the side of her neck vertically with a range of otherwise beautiful spikes, like the weak stems of ivy, and then dissapeared down her collar.
Special Possessions: Envelope thing that contains her private details and sealed by her mother's furiyoku. Carelessly lost by Xenia in Chapter 3.
Origin: Foreign exchange student from China
Connection to Canon: Ren's pet peeve, most likely slashed with him in later chapters.
Canon: sub. Yuss.

Power Spirit:
Name: Osiris Cagnolia
Species(es): prophet?
Description: drifting figure of a lady.Dressed in a red kirtle with black embroidered patterns running along the hems of the V-shaped collar, flared skirt and long sleeves of the english medieval clothing, the lady carried the air of a noble, despite the fact that she was already dead.Shaking her head, which made her light brown hair move slightly as well, the lady, Osiris sighed as she lowered her head.
Origins: prophet back in the medieval times who had came back to find Xenia to have her accomplish a task
Abilities: Nothing mentioned

Quotable Quotes:

Ren I would like you to show Xenia around the school later, play nice, both of you...
Play nice...?

They DOUBTED MY SKILL! -Xenia

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No complete excerpts this time. 50 whole chapters... I don't wanna slog through it.

Alright. I already mentioned that I AM nationalistic and I AM very proud to be a Filipino... BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! And she could go with spelling Filipino right, ne?
Oh and... Paragraph of DOOM warning.

Title of Abomination: Who Do I Trust? Not me, that's for sure.
Culprit Author: Rengirl1993 Oh here's trouble.

Full Name: Marilen Elena ...Oh gods, no. Please no...
Species(es): *sniffles* ANOTHER FILIPINO SUE! *cries*
Hair Color: shortish brown and blond hair
Eye Color: brown
Markings: n/a
Special Possessions: She has a purple shirt on with Fillipino markings at the ends of all parts of it execpt the collar that was a deeper shade of purple. On her wrists were bracelets with Fillipino signs on them. TT This is sad. This is so sad.
Origin: *sniffs* The Philippines.
Connection to Canon: Ren and Horo are fighting over this one. I SWEAR! How many Sues have those two fighting over her? Anyway, apparently, her parents were killed by En Tao and Ainus are just tree huggers.
Canon: sub

Power Spirit:
Name: Eve
Species(es): human spirit
Description: Fillipino healer spirit. I want to cry.
Origins: not mentioned
Abilities oversoul

Quotable Quotes:

Have you ever come across a Suethor with a site dedicated to why she and Ren should be together?

He grabbed his Tao cape and walked out and found his horse.
To the Tao Cave! Dandandandandandandandandandandandandan...

Looks like Asakura is learning. I'm not a Tao without milk -Tao Ren
And I'm not a Sporker without my Spork!

Are you trying to dismiss me! I'll beat you from foot to focile! -Marilen
Buh-WHA?!

I'm.. too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts... -Horohoro
The mental image. XD

Marilen had got home finally and she plopped down on her pillow and bed and cried about a million tears before she called Horo on the phone.
Did she count?

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( ZOMG the language barrier... )

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( You can't distract me with yaoi, Suethor! )

This one's slightly viral. Not enough description to make it a fun Sue, the entire fic's in boldface... but we do have more rape and... Hao gets a free show!

Title of Abomination: Dark Love Oooooh... wangsteh!
Culprit Author: Melody Kari Starlight If THAT isn't a more Sueish name than Sakura, I don't know what is.

Full Name: Melody Starlight Yet another self insert
Species(es): demon/human hybrid
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: not mentioned
Markings: nada
Special Possessions: Alien cat pet called... Catmon. The digimon reference does NOT escape me.
Origin: USA
Connection to Canon: Apparently, "Zeke" wants her to join his team and she's betrothed to... Li Showron? O_o
Canon: 4Kids

Power Spirit:
Name: Sabrina
Species(es):
Description: a woman who looked like she was in her 20's
Origins: Just met Melody during lunch break. o_o
Abilities instant Spirit unity

Quotable Quotes:
On Wednsday Melody and Misty had PE they both had to do gym in the morining. The frist thing that Melody had to do was jump over the wooden box.
So begins their day.

She is the one who was chosen to marry Li Showron and carry out the company I'm counting on her
*checks fic* I AM reading in the Shaman King section of the pit, right?

She means Yoh Asakura, Morty somthing and Anna Kyohyama.
MORTY SOMETHING! XDXDXDXDXDXD

Will there be a blood bath between Melody and Zeke?
And I'm sure the Sue finds that kinky, too.

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( Someone PLEASE inform these Sues that Hao doesn't rape! )

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( Zeke gets a free show! )

Title of Abomination: Shaman Queen Uh oh. Here's trouble.
Culprit Author: crazybeauty

Full Name: crazy beauty. Blatant self insert.
Species(es):
Hair Color: long black hair
Eye Color: Do you know that symbol called a yin and yang sign? Two of those are my irises, one for each eye some people say it's cool, but I think it's worrying No shit. Yinyango vision!
Markings: Do the weirdass eyes count as markings? o_o
Special Possessions:
Origin: Len's birthday present. I kid you not.
Connection to Canon: Ren's one twu wub.
Canon: 4Kids Dub

Power Spirit:
Name: Angel, the spirit and Queen of death buh-WHA?!
Species(es): Scary... beautiful... demon... thing.
Description: beautiful, had long spiky wings, in red and black. Wearing a long black dress, she was so thin and so pale. I could mistake her for a corpse. She had dark red eyes, fangs; she had long, black hair down to the floor
Origins: Given to Sue in chapter 9 by... uh... Ren's mom.
Abilities A decision of life and death, Laser eye sight, Wings to fly Pchoom! Pchoom!

Quotable Quotes:
I feel a splash of liquid, touching my face, dripping down either side of my cheek, becoming one with my mascara.
I am one with the makeup. I am one with the makeup. *chanting*

A teenage girl came in, with green hair wearing a long dress, with a dragon climbing up it.
ZOMG, bestiality!

He used to own a dog; sadly, I found its skeleton, a week later in the trash. -"Jun", on "Len"'s pets.
Nighty night. -Len
I cannot describe the next scene, it is to graphical. -Suethor on a fight scene
That just made me laugh.

Oh the birdie has sprung free of her cage oh master en requests for you. -Lee Pai-long
Oh your punctuations oh teh grammer!

She had uppermost glee in her voice and a new born twinkle in her eyes. I nodded and she flew around the room dancing and singing. Talking in a weird language.
Congratulations. Your power spirit has achieved a new level of autism.

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( Hot shorts... are they anything like hot pants? )

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( I was WONDERING where the wangst for this sue story was. )

Title of Abomination: Empty Soul
Culprit Author: Ikusahime

Full Name: Miyuri Takayushi Are those even words? aka "Storm Core"
Species(es): similar to Anna in every way except for her looks, half human, half Shaman. So... Shamans aren't human? Coulda fooled me.
Hair Color: midnight black hair was spread out behind her back like a fan,her fringe slightly covering one eye
Eye Color: amber eyes a rich gold colour
Markings: a speshul birthmark on her back that marks her as the famous priestess whose codename was Storm Core.
Special Possessions: Two bangles were seen on her hand,which stars and circle shaped rings interlinked with each other,making a band for each wrist.A necklace was on her neck,entirely made of diamonds.The middle showed a dragon head,which had fierce yellow topaz for eyes and a ruby for its tongue.
Origin: Hao's past
Connection to Canon: Hao's reincarnated teacher and love interest, gets raped by him in chapter six and pregnant by chapter 7.
Canon: Sub

Power Spirit:
Name: Spirit of Air At least it's not Water like every other Hao sue...
Species(es): Elemental spirit
Description: Has several forms: a large tigress,white and green in colour, a leopard size was thrice the average leopard and something similar to the one that took Hao away when he was born,only that it was a light green
Origins: Apparently "chose" Miyuri in her past life.
Abilities power to manipulate sound and air

Quotable Quotes:
That girl... she's not a shaman... she's something much worse." -Anna Kyouyama
She's a Sue.

Hurray for Miyuri-sama!
Nothing I can say to mock this line can make it sound worse.

She was finally able to hit the preist with the pair of shades,and an oracle bell was given to her.
Is it just me or does this scream wrongness?

Her shirt was open slightly to expose the whole of her neck and the base of her thorat...which was pretty much.Ren and Horo horo looked her way,and their noses started to bleed.
Yeah... that IS pretty much. >_>

I want you to admit the feeling you harbour for me. -Hao Asakura
So... you rape her?

Bloody hell! -Hao Asakura, during Chapter 9 lemon scene
No words... no words...
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( The cursing loudly thing and the POWERSZ gets to me... )

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( And MORE power! )

( POWE- I mean... Sue sex! )

( This isn't Hao! This is Yoh with a wig! )

OK! Due to my absence, I shall be presenting you with two sporks! One for Yoh and one for Ren. *shudders* The second one's a doozie.

Title of Abomination: I Love Moonlite Already a bad sign. A very very bad sign...
Culprit Author: Joey's-Mine No... he belongs to Seto.

Full Name: Moonlite
Species(es): Destined!Sue
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: black
Markings: nada
Special Possessions:
Origin: America, to which Yoh has to move to.
Connection to Canon: Yoh has to fall in love with her to save teh world from Zeke's ebil Shaman kingdom!
Canon: Dub. Damn joo, 4Kids!

-No mention of a power spirit despite the fact that she's a shaman-

Quotable Quotes:
He is a human. He would be in hiding. This is another reason why you need to go to America. The spirits have mentioned a girl. I believe her name is Moonlite. You have to meet her and fall in love. Only then can you play with Morty again. -Yohmei Asakura
Oh, the yaoi undertones do NOT escape me.

Len hit him with his stick with the blade on the end thingy.
It's called the Kwan Dao, fool!

Morty is Yoh's bestfriend who looks like he's about two feet tall. You can pick him up and throw him somewhere. That's what Anna did.
Anna was Yoh's fiannce, very very bossy, showed no sigh of affection.
The character bastardization!

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( DO NOT keep my hopes up like that! )

( Uh... wha? )


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Title of Abomination: Samanic Cherryblossem Her spelling, not mine.
Culprit Author: Sabaku-no-sakura-asakura Try saying that five times fast!

Full Name: Sakura The sue-iest name in teh world! (No offense to anyone decent named Sakura.)
Species(es): ThePastComesToHauntYou!Sue
Hair Color: long purple hair
Eye Color: shinny green eyes
Markings: nada.
Special Possessions: A neckless Ren gives her in chapter 1. it's a silver neckless with a hanger on it. The hanger is as blue as the ocean with a litlle bit of purple in it. A... hanger?! As in a clothes hanger?
Origin: Ren's worst nightmares childhood.
Connection to Canon: Ren's childhood friend and one twu wub.
Canon: Sub.

Power Spirit:
Name: Aka-chan
-Nothing else mentioned about her so far-

Quotable Quotes:
''Well,I'm sorry,he isn't here.He is at the Asakura Recidens'' -Tao June
No... this can't be the Jun I know and lust. And GODS the spellign and grammer!

-Didn't bother with excerpts. Much too short to quote anything longer than a few lines.-

What IS IT with Sues who go after Yoh? They make Anna look stupid and bitchy. C'mon, you guys...

Title of Abomination: Love Conquers All!
Culprit Author: Wintersnowflake

Full Name: Yamato, San Chi She is aware that if you translate that, her name means three-seven in Chinese, right?
Species(es): Shaman Priestess Oh whoop-tee-doo.
Hair Color: fair brown tell me, how can one's hair be "fair brown"?
Eye Color: Green
Markings: nada
Special Possessions: nada,,,
Origin: From the Yamato clan, the clan of the strongest shaman warriors... EVAH!
Connection to Canon: Yoh's one twu wub.
Canon: sub or mebbe Filipino dub if I'm not mistaken...

Power Spirit:
Name: Ichika
Species(es): light type, "angel priestess" (whatever that means)
Description:
Origins: Met up with San Chi when Anna pulled a Nuriko on her. *see cut below*
Abilities holy powers such as “heal”, “blessing”, “lullaby” and “sacred protection”. Her strongest attack is called “Holy Assault”. Teh holiness! It buuuurnz my eyez!

Quotable Quotes:
Shaman priests are low in attack accuracy even in defensive skills. In order to survive a fight, they use their dexterity and intelligence for holy spells.
Someone's been playing too much Ragnarok Online...

“Serves you right you little bitch!” -Anna Kyouyama

It’s as if the rain itself is afraid of San Chi.
I am teh Sue! PHEAR ME!

“Darn! A headphone! Why didn’t I ever think of that before!” -Anna Kyouyama

“I don’t know Ichika. Maybe it’s just that she’s DEMENTED,” -San Chi

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( Anna teh bitch queen and... didn't Nuriko do this to Miaka? )

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( Oh so THAT'S how Yoh got his headphones! )

( No... NO! Anna would NEVER do that! )

Hey guys! After a long wait, I'm actually back! Hopefully, this'll keep ya satiated until the next time my headache of a connection manages to let me in. I bring you a catgirl from the evil pit that is Mediaminer! (If you ask me, it's twice as bad as FF.Net) Catgirls! About time teh cliche entered the Mankin fandom.


Title of Abomination: Eissac: The Anthro Shaman
Culprit Author: goahns_girl_ashia

Full Name: Essiac Nekokid Don't tell me... she's half cat.
Species(es): Anthro coz we LOVE teh furry goodness.
Hair Color: short black hair
Eye Color: blue eyes
Markings: cat ears and cat tail. Toldja.
Special Possessions: headphones on which she listens to KoRn and an adopted orphan baby named Rin.
Origin: Under the service of someone called "Lord Nekokid"
Connection to Canon: Either Ren or Hao are fighting over her.
Canon: Manga, mebbe..

Power Spirit:
Name: Aqua
Species(es): Water spirit
Description: this one was absolutely beautiful , she had blue hair , golden eyes and wore a long black dress and grey glove and a short grey skirt over her dress
Origins:
Abilities

Quotable Quotes:
"I was born in America, my sister died in America, umm my friends call me reaper.....hmmm......I can't really think of anything else." -Eissac

“I'm Hao and I'm here to find you."
“We are of the same breed," Hao said. "Plus I like her scent."
-Hao Asakura

Ren grabbed her and pulled her back to him causing her to blush 100and eleventy deferent shades of red

( And I'm sure your friends from America were soooo cool. )

And here I am for this week's sporkage!

Title of Abomination: The Unknown Asakura Total family embarassment right there.
Culprit Author: Brilliance of the Moon Alas. A Harry Potter Crossover queen!

Full Name: Thalia Asakura Ma-ri-mar!
Species(es): Missing Sister Sue
Hair Color: brown hair that fell in loose curls down to about her mid-back and she had two blonde parts at the very front which used to be her fringe but she grew them out she said she "died" her hair. seriously.
Eye Color: nothing mentioned
Markings: nada.
Special Possessions: She also wore a necklace with was three bear claws which Yoh gave her one birthday, he had one exactly like it he said it connected them even when she was travelling since travelling was her passion. Hao had also giving her a pair of earrings exactly like his saying the exact same thing, she always wore these, and without them she felt incomplete.

Origin: Same place as Yoh and Hao.
Connection to Canon: Missing Asakura triplet. Yoh and Hao's twin.
Canon: Sub, perhaps.

-Nothing as she is... A WITCH!-

Quotable Quotes:
Now we know why this child has very little shaman potential, she is a witch, she has a different kind of power -Yohmei Asakura
BUWHA??

Be Wary Princess, Danger awaits You In The Shadows! I Am Watching You For Soon The Appointed Time Will Come And you Will Join Me As You Were Meant To! -Mysterious Voice
Phear My Captioning!

( And watch teh Sue get arrested! )

( Phonecall of doom )

Well, my vacation ends today. I won't be online til the end of the week. So.. expect once a week sporkages.

Title of Abomination: Savior From the madness? We need one.
Culprit Author: kittykat2892 She's got Sues in the Naruto fandom too..

Full Name: Renee and Rebecca
Species(es): twins.
Hair Color:
Renee: Silver-ish with red highlights
Rebecca: Silver-ish with blue highlights

Eye Color:
Renee: Right eye-Purple (PURPLE!)/Left eye-Pink
Rebecca: Right eye-Pink/Left eye-Purple

Markings: Natural hair highlights
Special Possessions: Both are obsessed with Shaman King. :|
Origin: Our world
Connection to Canon: Renee is connected to Hao's past, like the rest of his sues.
Canon: 4Kids with research enough to call Hao 'Hao' and not Zeke.

Power Spirit:
Name:
Renee: Aquara

Species(es):
Renee: Water elemental spirit

Description:
Renee: The fangirl favourite: "Like Hao's Spirit of Fire. Only blue."

Origins: just popped outta nowhere, kthx.
Abilities
Renee: Basically, everything the Spirit of Fire does.

-If it's not bad enough, she's taken the "elemental spirits" and made them.. Sueish.
( Suethor's take on the whole Spirit thing )


Quotable Quotes:
I promise you, Luna. I promise I will find Quiyon and kill the bastard, I promise I will find you in 500 years, and I also promise to make the whole human race pay!" -Hao
Why does every Sue think they're the reason for Hao's hatred of all humanity?

'You are the ones. You must come. Come to your home!' -mysterious voice
Home = a manga??

"So what're we gonna do until they get here?" "Don't know..." "I know! I'm gonna sing!"
...wow.

"Rebecca's right, Renee. You do have a beautiful voice!" -Ryu
Like the rest of the Sue population.
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( Yet another one of those things... )
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( The real Hao is locked in a closet somewhere. )
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( And Lyserg hits puberty... )
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( Department of backstory HO! )
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( Epilogue of doom! )
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Title of Abomination: Elementalists
Culprit Author: Ammirra

Full Name: Ammirra. Blatant self insert., Hikyrrou What kind of name is THAT?! and Sutara.
Species(es):
Ammirra: Immortal, seeing as she's at least a thousand years old.
Hikyrrou: shaman who can weild two elements
Sutara: *shrugs*

Hair Color:
Ammirra: aqua What's wrong with blue?!
Hikyrrou: blue Oh, no wonder.
Sutara: red

Eye Color:
Ammirra: grey
Hikyrrou: baby blue
Sutara: emerald

Markings: nada
Special Possessions: nada
Origin: Some valley up in the mountains.
Connection to Canon: Ammirra wants Hao, "Horro Horro" wants Hikyrrou, I'm not sure who Sutara's chasing but I have a feeling Lyserg is caught up in the mix somewhere.
Canon: Sub, maybe. Mentions Hao.

-No mention of their Power Spirits so far but these girls can control two elements at the same time.-

Quotable Quotes:
Me, an apprentice. No, I am a Yin Yang master, not an apprentice Ammirra. -Hao
Is THIS the same Hao we all know and love?! And technically, I don't think the proper term for what he used to do is "Yin Yang Master".

“No,” the red replied, her voice emotionless, then catching the blue’s unguarded thoughts,
You lost me there.
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( Para desc of doom and AQUA! )
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( Hao? Hao! Snap out of it, Hao! Come back to us! )

Yep! The sporking continues! This time, she's a pretty little princess connected to Hao! aren't they all...? This little beut reminds me of Fushigi Yuugi, really.

Title of Abomination: Breaking the chains to freedom I imagine its one of those "escapee" Sues.
Culprit Author: Chocolate Pudding Forever I'm more of a creme brulee person myself...

Full Name: Princess Hanako Biatle Ruler of the kingdom of Suanina!
Species(es): Human
Hair Color: Light pink
Eye Color: shiny lavender purple.
Markings: nada
Special Possessions: um... rollerblades? And a shiny manga!
Origin: Our reality
Connection to Canon: Hao's gangmember, was transported from our reality to Mankinverse via shiny manga. wish I could do that..
Canon: Manga. At least she knows Opacho's a guy.

-Nothing mentioned about her power spirit for now. All I know is it gives her a "water sword". Possible Spirit of Water? Maybe.-

Quotable Quotes:
Ohiyo -student
Fangirl Japanese... how I love thee.

Your highness my name is "Divonceeswa." I come from paris the best make up in the world.
Sooo... the makeup brand is "Paris"?

When she open her room balcony. That is 1 cm long!
Shortest ass balcony I've ever seen.
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( Shiny manga~ )
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( OHHHHHH~ So it's like Fushigi Yuugi! )
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( Um... Hao? You just met the girl! )

>.< I thought I'd be able to see some GOOD Yuri. What I came across was the Sue that inspired me to make this account. Where's all the hot Jun/Anna action?!

Title of Abomination: A Tale of Four Shamen As far as the dictionary says, it's SHAMANS.
Culprit Author: Nyassa Kaiba OUT, SUETHOR! Out of my two fandoms!

Full Name: Nyassa Kaiba
Species(es): fandomcrosser. *shudders* I hate this kind.
Hair Color: long, silky dark brown hair
Eye Color: cobalt blue eyes
Markings: nothing mentioned
Special Possessions: The real Anna trying to break out of a wooden chest under her bed.
Origin: She calls herself an American Medicine Woman *shrug*
Connection to Canon: Anna's hyperactive insane girlfriend, Seto Kaiba's twin sister. *shudder*
Canon: Manga, I think? Definately YuGiOh manga, tho.

Power Spirit:
Name: Nathan Bedford Forest
Species(es): Human
Description: an infamous Confederate General who fired the final shot at the battle of Shiloh. and (I love this one) Picture a single gray in a sea of blue mounted on a horse. Picture the blue giving way to red for about 3 men deep and picture the blue parting before him. That would be Nathan
Origins: Battle of Shilioh
Abilities Nothing shown as of now but he kinda acts like Bason...

Quotable Quotes:
"But I'm giving it anyway. Forget about the what Yoh's Parents say, elope with the hot chick and leave the bishonen to me!" -Ren
Nope, sorry Nyassa. You can't distract us with Ren/Yoh.

"Yoh... I didn't want to tell you, or my parents because they would make such a fuss. I'm a Lesbian..." -Anna
Well, so am I. Big whoop.

Notes: I think Anna is HOT!!! So she's mine -Author's Notes
I think she's hot too which makes me a pedo but you don't see me wanting to jump her. Besides, if I wanted to see something really hot, I'd throw her at Jun.
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( The real Anna would NEVER allow this to happen! )
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( Jun, darling, what's all this talk about... God? )
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( Am I in Shaman King... or a bad soap opera? )

Because here's a beut for all of you!
Posted early coz I'll be out again tommorrow.
I HAVE A LIFE!!

Title of Abomination: love's first memories
Culprit Author: Cold heart1

Full Name: Hara Li
Species(es): ninja human And she admits to have stolen some things from Naruto, like Jutsu.
Hair Color: nothing mentioned
Eye Color: blue
Markings: nada
Special Possessions: Hara carried two bracelets that both had a ball of blue stone and a red string that she could wear. So... all she wears is red string?
Origin: The Village of the Hidden Light. ...Get this Narutard out of my fandom.
Connection to Canon: Sent to assassinate Ren for some odd reason, falls in love with him.
Canon: Sub, probably. She calls him Ren. Not Lenny.

Power Spirit:
Name: Sitomi
Species(es): also human
Description: A very famous ninja Then why haven't I heard of him?
Origins: nothing mentioned
Abilities Enters Hara's bracelets during oversoul and turns them into two sabers. Kinda like Katar. (Qatar, if you must.)

Quotable Quotes:
“I just had the weirdest dream sister. It was about a girl who looked about 5 and was calling my name. There was also cherry blossoms… It looked like home.” -Ren
As far as I know... there aren't any cherry blossoms in China.

and they disappeared leaving behind leaves and black rose pedals.
Pedals?? /:)

“I just had another dream about that girl. It was really creepy. We were going into a cave and… WAIT A MINUTE! THAT GIRL LOOKED LIKE THE SHAMAN YESTERDAY!” and Jun just stared at him with a scared expression.
*shakes head* I'm sorry, Miss Jun. There's nothing we can do. We've lost him.

“That’s right. Their hate for Bason and what he did to them is keeping them happy and powerful! AND THEY ALL LISTEN TO ME!” -Hara
Happy... and powerful??
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( In which Sue makes Tuxedo Kamen-ish entrance )
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( Is this Jun... or Anna disguised as Jun? )

Makes my job so much easier.

Title of Abomination: Change of Heart
Culprit Author: Shaman Chicks Only means there's more of them.

Full Name: There be eight in this one!
Sakura, Salem, Kimiko, Krim Wasn't he the guy in .hack//SIGN?, Tory, Lava Who names their kid Lava??, Li, Tokimaru
Species(es): All of them appear to be human. (I'm not sure which ones are male, though. Tokimaru, definately.)

Hair Color:
Sakura: Black with Dark purple streaks
Salem: silver
Kimiko: Cian Blue with Nave Blue Streaks Her spelling, not mine.
Krim: Both sides Black, Middle Green
Tory: pink
Lava: black
Li: blonde
Tokimaru: Brown with Blonde streaks

Eye Color:
Sakura: Black /:) Black eyes? Alright! Must stop with the Chocolove-esque puns!
Salem: blue
Kimiko: sea blue
Krim: Aqua green
Tory: brown
Lava: purple
Li: Green and blue. O_o
Tokimaru: Moon light Blue But moonlight isn't even blue!

Markings: nothing mentioned
Special Possessions:
Sakura: A black chocker with a cross charm Chocker?!
Salem: A wooden Neaklace
Kimiko: A white chocker with a snowboard charm She likes chockers alot...
Krim: A chane with a shark tooth charm Typo central...
Tory: A pink chocker with a rose charm and And a pair of Japanesse flats. THE SPELLIGN!!!!
Lava: A chane with a axe charm Chanes and chockers.
Li: A pair of toxedo pants
Tokimaru: A chane with boxing glove charms

Origin: nothing mentioned
Connection to Canon: nothing mentioned so far but I think Kimiko's after "Trey" and Sakura's after "Zeke".
Canon: Judging by the names above, whadayathink? /:)

Power Spirit:
Name:
Sakura: Skye *sobs* MY FAVOURITE OC!
Salem: Ginta
Kimiko: Kero Um... I'm not a big clamp fan but... wasn't there a character by that name over in Cardcaptors?
Krim: Aqua
Tory: Lily
Lava: Belldandy So much for Ah! Megami-sama.
Li: Emma
Tokimaru: Ray

Species(es):
Sakura: Elemental Spirit, ala Hao.
Salem: A Minutian Alright, given Korroppu is hard to pronounce but I love the way Horo says it in the game. "Korroppu no Kororo" must be a mouthful!
Kimiko: Another Minutian
Krim: Spirit of water
Tory: Green fairy spirit
Lava: Female Samari ...no mocking can make this funnier.
Li: animal spirit
Tokimaru: human

Description:
Sakura: Looks like the Spirit of Fire but Black It can also turn into a black cat? Whuh??
Salem: A little person. It's like a euphemism for someone short.
Kimiko: A little person. Short people of the world- UNITE!
Krim: A seahorse in battle, a frog out of it.
Tory: Worror Elef WHA??
Lava: In battle, she's a pair of katanas. Out of it she turns into a young women. HAREM NO JUTSU! oops. Wrong fandom.
Li: Giant tiger in battle and a white tiger out of it. And her name's... Emma. Right.
Tokimaru: Female kickboxer The last kickboxer I know who was female was a transvestite. Made a movie out of her life, I hear. Very inspirational.

Origins: nothing mentioned
Abilities nothing mentioned

Quotable Quotes:
"Krim, where ever you are I will rise up and kick your ass" - Kimiko

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( Only part of the big blocky paragraph of doom )

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( I'm sorry. The Skye I know is a tall hot man with long silver hair. )

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( Battle on! )

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And tommorrow! A Sue who combines Naruto and Shaman King in one doozie of a fanfic!

EDIT: Digging around the Pit, I found this. No, she doesn't write Suefiction (yet) but her username reminded me of that scene in Shrek 2: "Mrs Fiona Charming... *insert repetitions of that name in different tones*"